10 of the Hardest 'Would You Rather' Questions

Hello, lovelies!

"Would You Rather" questions are some of my favorites, mostly because they can be really hard to choose between. I like the ones that make me think, and I've rounded up plenty of them from Buzzfeed and here to see what I would choose when faced with some of the hardest questions.

Also, feel free to answer them yourself in the comments!

(NOTE: I take no credit for these questions. These are not my own, and all credit goes to Buzzfeed and the source linked above. Thanks!)

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Would you rather . . .

1.) Be forced to say everything that you think OR never be able to speak again?

I would MUCH rather say everything that I'm thinking, because at least this way I'd still be able to talk. But on the other hand, what if I'm thinking something completely out of place and possibly offensive? I don't think that woman would want to know that I think her hat looks like a fuzzy lamp. Also, I feel like not being able to speak would be a problem since I don't speak sign language, and the other option is to carry a notepad for all eternity and write down everything. (Option three would be interpretive dancing for everything you want to say. *shudders*)

2.) Be itchy for the rest of your life OR be sticky for the rest of your life?

Sticky. I cannot stand being itchy. Mosquito bites are my worst enemy for that reason, as well as those weird itches that you just can't scratch. Although being sticky would feel disgusting, at least you wouldn't be scratching your skin raw.

3.) Go through life with a coldsore always on your mouth OR always have a booger hanging from your nose?

Booger. Hands down the booger. Even though that is very gross and I would not be able to take myself seriously, a coldsore would be ten times worse. Not only is it not cute, but it's also painful and can contaminate things, which is not good. So huzzah for the booger?

4.) Be married to someone you hate for the rest of your life OR kill someone you love?

WHAT?! Okay, okay, gotta calm down. *le deep breathing* First of all, being married to the bozo I have in my head would be awful. He's just so obnoxious and that would not be a fun party. However, killing someone I love? Like my family? Friends? Out of the question. I would never be able to do that. I guess I'm going to be stuck with some rude little munchkin for the rest of my life. *cries*

5.) Know when you're going to die OR know how you're going to die?

I already dislike this question because I don't think I'd want to know anything about how I die. Because if I know when I die, then I'm going to be panicking so hard the day of and the day before, that I won't even probably get my chance to truly live. Knowing how I die would probably make me super paranoid about that thing or event, but I think that would be better than being given a clock with your death date on it. So I choose knowing how I'm gonna die. Who knows? Maybe it's a nice peaceful death. Or maybe I die via my clumsiness, which is probably the more realistic option.

6.) Use eye drops made of vinegar OR toilet paper made from sandpaper?

Wouldn't that eventually make you go blind? But the toilet paper option sounds horrifying. Your bum would be feeling that for a good long while. I'm gonna go with the eyedrops. I know, I just said that would probably make you go blind. BUT the joke's on them since I don't even use eyedrops! Haha! I cheated the system. Mwa ha ha ha ha!

7.) Be without elbows OR be without knees?

Oh my gosh. Those would both be horrifying. HOW WOULD MY BODY BEND?! It would be the most difficult thing ever to try to sit down. Wait. How would you eat if you couldn't bring your hands to your mouth? Uh-uh, nope, nope, nope. I can't survive without my foodie goodness, so I have to go with having no knees. Sitting down is overrated anyway.

8.)  Have hair nowhere on your body OR be very hairy all over and not be able to shave?

Okay, so having no hair would be horrifying. Like no hair on your head, no eyebrows, no eyelashes, no nothing. But being like a gross Chewbacca for the rest of my life would be equally horrifying. I'm definitely choosing having no hair at all, because for one, you would never have to shave your legs again which is a miracle and blessing in and of itself. And even though it wouldn't be the same, you could wear a wig and maybe draw your eyebrows back on with makeup, I suppose. But a female Chewbacca is not cute, and I'm not a fan.

9.) Wear a snow suit in the desert OR be without clothing in Antarctica?

So you either sweat to death or freeze to death?

I'd choose the snow suit, even though being overheated is one of the things I dislike most. Just because most people can recover from heat stroke, and being without clothing Antarctica would mean you would slowly freeze to death and that just doesn't sound like my cup of tea.

10.) Change the past OR be able to see into the future?

There have been several films/books that show that changing the past is a very bad idea.

Besides, things happen for a reason, and even bad things in my life that have happened I wouldn't change because they made me the person I am now. And who knows who I'd be if they didn't? Also, being able to see the future would definitely carry huge responsibility, but if there was a disaster imminent, you could probably save people. The only thing I'd hate about seeing the future is that it's kind of like seeing the spoilers for a book/movie/TV series and not being able to experience the whole thing yourself. (And spoilers are nobody's cup of tea.)

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So there you have it. Some of the hardest "Would You Rather" questions I rounded up. What do you think you'd choose if you were faced with these? (Also: Did you catch who all these gifs where of? If you did, I'll award you an invisible teddy bear that you can carry with you always as a reminder of how awesome you are.)

That is all.

Cheers,
Sea