Seven Situations To Say Moo

(NOTE: Apologies for no post yesterday. I was busy driving on the freeway and trying not to die.)

There are some situations where a simple "yes" or "no" is just unacceptable. Sometimes you just need to moo. But when is is appropriate?

1.) When the room is completely silent.
Just belt out a nice loud MOOOO and carry on with your business.

2.) When someone is annoying you.
If you've got someone who's on your nerves, just let out some steam with a quiet little moooo under your breath. If they ask if you said anything, just do it again.

3.) When you're confused.
If you just have no idea what's going on, mooing at the top of your lungs will have plenty of people rushing your way, tripping over themselves to help you out.

4.) When you're lost.
Found yourself in a forbidden forest maze? Just keep mooing. Someone will find you. Whether that's a rescuer or a bear, that's not up to me, but trust me when I say that if you moo for a while, someone will come.

5.) When you're hungry.
Mooing is an excellent way to announce that you'd like something to eat.

6.) When there's a man-eating tiger coming for you and all you have to defend yourself is a broom and a bucket of lemonade.

7.) When you appreciate something that someone did for you, like opening a door for you.
In this situation it is polite to do a double moo. It shows that you're really grateful.

So there it is. Seven situations where moo is perfectly acceptable.

That is all.