Aw, thanks, but there's not much to it. I just think of things that make me giggle and post them here. Chances are, the things I laugh at others will laugh at too. (:
Tempest! Make ready your claws! Harry, bring me my sword! No, not that one! The other one! What do you mean you can't carry it? Fine, just bring me my bow and quiver! Here, Seana! Take this harpoon!
It was a dark and stormy middle of the afternoon in a place called Jade Harbor. The last of the boats were coming in. It was too stormy to sail. The rain stung the skin of the sailors; the waves lashed them with cold water as the wind threatened to capszie the vessels.
Robyn Hoode watched the harbor from her tree house in the nearby woods. Nature was being wild today. "What's wrong?" Robyn looked up at Seana, who was at Robyn's house for tea. "I don't like this. The world is changing. I can feel it in the water. I can feel it in the earth. I can smell it in the air." Seana raised an eyebrow. "That's... deep." "I fear what this storm will raise from the depths." "Like... a shipwreck?" "No. A creature of legend and myth. The Quackin." "You mean Kraken." "No, the Quackin."
(I considered it, but the dramatic effect seemed necessary at the time.)
"Quackin?" Seana asked, confused. "Yes. A creature known to do immense damage to ships and sailors alike." Seana took a sip of tea. "Is there anything we can do?" Robyn hesitated, then nodded. "There is. But I will need my sword. Harry! Quickly now, bring me my sword!" She paused, listening to Harry's response. "Fine, the bow and quiver will do!" She reached into her satchel and pulled out a harpoon. "For you." Seana shook her head. "Thanks, but I'm much more handy with these." She fished around in the secret compartment of her shoe and pulled out a pair of ninja throwing stars. Robyn's eyebrow quirked up as if she found something amusing. "I'm not sure that will do much against a Quackin, Seana." Her companion just shrugged. "Keep in mind these are special cyborg ninja throwing stars. There are many secrets that they hold." "If you say so---ah, Harry, there you are! You have my bow and quiver, I presume? Excellent." Robyn slung the quiver over her shoulder, bow strung and ready. Seana hopped out of her chair, throwing stars in hand. Their eyes met, bodies tense. "Ready?" Seana started to nod, but then quickly stopped. "I forgot something!" She reached into her tote bag (which had the same magical qualities as Hermione's purse) and plucked a pair of mechanical wings and a piece of black fabric out of it. She strapped on the wings and tied the fabric on her forehead. "Now I look like a proper cyborg ninja. Let's do this."
Idea! DING DING DING! Get a room that's duck-shaped, deflate the inflatable duck, put the deflated duck in the duck-shaped room, blow up the duck, and voila!
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I don't know how you do it! You are too funny, LOL!
ReplyDeleteAw, thanks, but there's not much to it. I just think of things that make me giggle and post them here. Chances are, the things I laugh at others will laugh at too. (:
DeleteYou're very welcome! Oh I see! Good idea! :D
DeleteHilarious!!
ReplyDeleteI just love that giant rubber duck.
DeleteO_O EEEEEEEKKKKKK! We're being attacked!
ReplyDelete~Robyn Hoode
Quickly! Someone get a giant pointy object of some sort! Man your stations!
DeleteTempest! Make ready your claws! Harry, bring me my sword! No, not that one! The other one! What do you mean you can't carry it? Fine, just bring me my bow and quiver!
DeleteHere, Seana! Take this harpoon!
~Robyn
Ready.....aim.....FIRE!
DeleteLOL!! What if the bullets shoot back once they bounce off the rubber ducky? :P
DeleteWhat bullets? We're using arrows and claws and a harpoon.
Delete~Robyn
Quite so! It seems Robyn has thought through that possible mishap.
DeleteNot really. I was just wondering where the bullets were coming from.
Delete~The Unstoppable Child
Perhaps from an invisible ninja. Very stealthy.
DeleteIndeed. Very stealthy. It's nice thinking that the ninja are on our side.
Delete~RH
It wouldn't do to make an enemy of a ninja. Come to think of it, I'm actually a ninja. And a cyborg. So....a cyborg ninja.
DeleteYou don't say! Well, turns out that I am an elf. Being akin to Legolas definetly helps when shooting arrows.
DeleteThis would make an interesting story...
~Robyn
"The Adventures of Cyborg Ninja and the Unstoppable Elf Child."
DeleteI LOVE THAT DUCK BUT IT SUNK AND GOT STABBED DIDN'T IT?
ReplyDeleteIt didn't get stabbed! That was just a theory because of past vandals.
DeleteHaha, I saw that recently on someone's ipod - it made me laugh so hard! XD
ReplyDeleteMarian ^_^ x
The fun thing is that it's so CUTE!
DeleteIt was a dark and stormy middle of the afternoon in a place called Jade Harbor. The last of the boats were coming in. It was too stormy to sail. The rain stung the skin of the sailors; the waves lashed them with cold water as the wind threatened to capszie the vessels.
ReplyDeleteRobyn Hoode watched the harbor from her tree house in the nearby woods. Nature was being wild today.
"What's wrong?"
Robyn looked up at Seana, who was at Robyn's house for tea. "I don't like this. The world is changing. I can feel it in the water. I can feel it in the earth. I can smell it in the air."
Seana raised an eyebrow. "That's... deep."
"I fear what this storm will raise from the depths."
"Like... a shipwreck?"
"No. A creature of legend and myth. The Quackin."
"You mean Kraken."
"No, the Quackin."
~RH
Dun dun dunnnnnnnnnn.......
Delete(I was hoping you'd write the next bit.) ;)
Delete~RH
(I considered it, but the dramatic effect seemed necessary at the time.)
Delete"Quackin?" Seana asked, confused.
"Yes. A creature known to do immense damage to ships and sailors alike."
Seana took a sip of tea. "Is there anything we can do?"
Robyn hesitated, then nodded. "There is. But I will need my sword. Harry! Quickly now, bring me my sword!" She paused, listening to Harry's response. "Fine, the bow and quiver will do!" She reached into her satchel and pulled out a harpoon. "For you."
Seana shook her head. "Thanks, but I'm much more handy with these." She fished around in the secret compartment of her shoe and pulled out a pair of ninja throwing stars.
Robyn's eyebrow quirked up as if she found something amusing. "I'm not sure that will do much against a Quackin, Seana."
Her companion just shrugged. "Keep in mind these are special cyborg ninja throwing stars. There are many secrets that they hold."
"If you say so---ah, Harry, there you are! You have my bow and quiver, I presume? Excellent." Robyn slung the quiver over her shoulder, bow strung and ready.
Seana hopped out of her chair, throwing stars in hand.
Their eyes met, bodies tense.
"Ready?"
Seana started to nod, but then quickly stopped. "I forgot something!" She reached into her tote bag (which had the same magical qualities as Hermione's purse) and plucked a pair of mechanical wings and a piece of black fabric out of it. She strapped on the wings and tied the fabric on her forehead.
"Now I look like a proper cyborg ninja. Let's do this."
That is so beautiful, I want one!!! :)
ReplyDeleteTry fitting that thing in your room, Ev!
DeleteI will! Somehow, some way, it WILL work!
DeleteIdea! DING DING DING! Get a room that's duck-shaped, deflate the inflatable duck, put the deflated duck in the duck-shaped room, blow up the duck, and voila!
DeleteCompletely unrelated, could you tell me how to pronounce "Slytherin"... and tell me what it is?
ReplyDelete~Robyn Hoode
Let's see here....how to explain it.....
DeleteOkay. It sounds like:
Slih-thur-in.
So it's "slih" (which has the same "i" sound as "if"), "thur" (like "Thursday"), "in."
Thanks! :)
Delete~Robyn