Ways To Tell You've Had WAY Too Much Coffee

I'm only a fan of certain kinds of coffee, and then only when there's a ton of sugar and cream dumped in. I normally don't get hyped up from the stuff, but there are definite moments when I'm a little loony. So I've compiled a list of a ways to tell you've had way too much coffee.

1.) You talk really, really fast. (Ex: "GuysIjusthadthebestidea! Howaboutweallgoandfrolickwithsomeunicornsinthemagicalforestofmagicalthings! Howaboutit? Huhhuhhuh?") Most people's reaction to your speedy vocalization will probably be something along the lines of:

2.) You're hyperaware of things. That hummingbird that just flitted past your window? Looked like slow motion to you! That tiny little squeak from the gnat inside your mom's flower pot? That was as loud as the fire trucks that always end parades! That tiny little fleck of pepper on your scrambled egg sandwich? Yikes, that thing was spicy!

3.) You're insanely jittery and jumpy, simply unable to sit still for more than 2.7 seconds at a time.

4.) Everything is extreme.

Either it's extremely awesome,

or it is extremely....not.

5.) You can see sounds.

The end.