A strange joke

Hey everyone, I heard the weirdest joke today. (It's actually humorous too.)

An elderly couple walks into a restaurant and order one hamburger, one plate of fries, and one coke. Remember this is a couple, and yet they only order one of each item. Their food arrives and the man cuts the burger in half and divides the fries equally. He starts eating the burger, and his wife sips on the coke. People in the restaurant wonder if they are too poor to be able to buy enough food for both of them, so one young man goes up to the older man and asks, "Sir, would you like me to buy another burger for you and your wife?" The man replies, "No, that's okay but thank you for asking." The elderly man keeps on eating his dinner, but his wife doesn't take one bite. The man starts to eat the last of his half of the fries. The gossip in the restaurant starts again, and the young man goes to the gentleman again and asks, "Please, let me buy you another burger. I have enough money, it wouldn't be any trouble." The elder man replies, "No, really. We share everything, it's okay." The young man sits back down. The old man finishes the last his fries, and his wife keeps drinking the coke. Finally the young man decides to ask the elderly woman instead, thinking that the old man might be too ignorant to accept his help. So he goes to the woman and asks, "Please, may I buy you another burger? It wouldn't be any trouble--I'd be glad to do it." The woman looks at him and says, "We share everything. I'm just waiting for the teeth."


Gross, huh? It's actually a really amusing joke, if you can get over the grossness of sharing dentures between two old folks. Bleh. ={
See you again whenever I decide to post stuff,
~Seana
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